i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

danhowellsbitch:

Dan and Phil in the Playlist Live 2014 recap ♡

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

Title: Diamonds (Acoustic)
Artist: Rihanna
Played: 1046971 times

ewc:

princeburrito:

 Rihanna - Diamonds (Acoustic)

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I’m on my music tag, no big deal, and i listen to this again and I must share

we’re truly not worthy

Oi mate


reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

rexuality:

be my homosexual bae

my gae

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

alt-j:

i am so so so so so so so so s o passionate about music it is honestly my very favorite thing on this entire earth it makes me so undeniably happy and excited how can you just not love it with your entire being

cockmanoppressor:

nash-grier:

Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about having Tumblr. I really don’t get it and it’s not something I really like using. What do you guys think? :/

I think it’s because everyone calls you on your bullshit.

sr